The Who-I-Need-to-@™ (Founder)

Networking is no longer an art — it’s a science.

At Pen Envy, we believe opportunity isn’t about luck.
It’s about proximity.

The Who-I-Need-to-@ Pen™ is the world’s first writing instrument powered by proprietary Social Hierarchy Recognition Technology™ (SHRT). It's engineered to scan your environment and identify the most high-value connection in the room. From there, it’s simple: Uncap. Engage. Elevate.

Comes preloaded with the Proximity Engagement Suite™

• Automated Clout Lock: Locks onto the most influential figure within a 10-meter radius.
  Never waste a hello on someone who can’t move the needle.

• Humblebrag Composer: Auto-generates perfectly calibrated shoutouts — optimized for visibility, flattery, and plausible deniability.
  “Honored to witness @IndustryTitan’s genius firsthand.”

• Proximity Credit Mode: Secure attribution through intentional adjacency.
  “Huge congrats to the team at Gristal AI for getting into OnRamp! Wild to think it all started over coffee after I helped them structure their onboarding doc.”

  
  

Never waste a tag. Never miss a moment. Never leave your influence to chance.

Because it’s not just about what you know, It’s about who knows that you know them.