The CEO-of-1™ - AI edition

A pen for those who don’t bring dicks to a sword fight.
They bring strategy.

Most CEOs of 1 show up to the dick-swinging contest with… well, their dicks.

You?
You bring a pen.
Not just any pen

A precision-milled conversation starter forged from delusion and vapor equity. Nestled in its carbon-infused casing lies a bespoke micro-API—coded in Notion by candlelight—that syncs in real time with your favorite LLM.

What’s inside?

• A rotating prompt library for thought leadership posts (e.g., “Saw a man eat alone at Chipotle. Here’s what it taught me about Q3 churn.”)

• A glossary of sacred growth terms: guardrails, north stars, cross-functional osmosis, velocity ladders, zero-ego scaling

• A randomized quote generator for fake Sun Tzu insights (“Strategy without synergy is just tactics in a suit.”)

Every time you write, the pen hums with the gentle lo-fi drone of a WeWork at peak flow.
It doesn’t just write.
It aligns.

Because true dominance isn’t about size—it’s about eloquence, synergy, and a gargantuan library of manager-speak optimized for virality.

Also, most people have 0 to 1 dicks. This comes in a pack of 1, 5, or 20.
Imagine owning 20 dicks—er, pens… I mean pens.